Yes papi, the wait is almost over… in just a few weeks the site doors of Toticos.com will be open for business. I’m currently filming Toticos DVD #4 and doing some website construction getting ready for the site launch. It’s nice weather outside too and its tempting to leave my workdesk but I can’t… focus Shimmy, focus… Just picked up Young Jeezy’s new CD/DVD combo Hustlaz Ambition and it’s been playing most of the day. Jeezy is the only dude I listen to when it comes to the rap & hip-hop genre because he’s low key. The nigga just talks, sans hype… just like when I do the Shimmy Show. I’d consider him more of a motivational speaker than a so-called rapper. Anyhow good stuff there. In other news, yeah I know its been a week since I updated this blog but a nigga been busy filming and preparing for the launch of my new dominican porn site Toticos.com in February 2012. There is a lot of work involved for putting up a commercial adult website where you’re actually pushing a digital product that I won’t even get into here because the ins and outs are too far above most peoples heads. There’s more to this shit than pressing record and uploading, far more…
Anyhow it’s a lot of motherfucking work to get a website off the ground, let alone to film a dominican porn DVD series from conception to completion but that is what I’ve been actively doing. Sleepless nights, nonstop computer work all day, followed by the occasional “break” of filming more movies to feed the machine. I don’t want for niggas to think that I’ve been slacking since I haven’t posted on this blog in a few days, quite the contrary. I’m just running a one man show here… and realize that nobodys gonna bring Toticos.com to life except for me. And its gotta get done. Whenever I start a project I will carry it out to completion, whether it ends in success or failure I’m going to throw my all at it and give it my best shots. So there you go. I don’t know of too many negroes that would take it upon themselves to work a project like this, once paradise is found. The ocean breezes, hot weather, and sexy black ass dominican girls are enough to make any sane man forget about ever working again. The constant pursuit of pleasure is the modus operandi once you get off the plane here in the D.R. but here I sit, in front of a stupid computer screen, editing videos in adobe premiere, mastering DVD chapters in adobe Encore, and FTPin’g my dominican porn movies to my server in Germany… all while these big beautiful asses are outside my door within an arms reach.
Ay cono…This is gonna be worth it, and hands down these are the best movies I’ve ever produced. Think about it this way… where in america can I sail on a catamaran boat with some girls and go snorkeling for around $40? where can I put a girl on a horse and ride trails for $15? better yet, where you can find a gorgeous beach, with gorgeous black girls sans attitude who are willing to make porn movies with a total stranger who doesn’t even have a car, nice clothes, or typical swagger indicative of a big bankroll? I have a camera, a backpack, and a bicycle and I wear tshirts from the dollar store… yet thats all I need here, is that, and a little spanish. The honest helps too… most guys figure they have to be ‘players’ here to bag bitches and I tell them all straight up I’m a computer nerd with a $2 calculator watch, and they can save the drama for their mama… and vamanos… off we go to shoot some dominican porn, then I fill her purse with pesos. Pretty much how it works here.
On a final note, I’m getting a little perturbed by a lot of ex-pats (broke ass niggas, crackers, and other assorted fleeing felons) who reside here in the DR. They are usually 30-50 years older than me and are living off their pension from the post office or army/navy service… constantly in the search of cheap barrio hoodrats, don’t tip at restaurants, know zero spanish whatsoever, and have made no attempt to assimilate into the culture. I realize I’m a young nigga here, and a bit of a prodigy due to this internet shit that lets me work anywhere in the world.. but fuck man. I get tired of hearing about viagra/cialis discussions and how much money they beat a bitch out of last night. Its no wonder my phone here keeps blowing up. I’ve pretty much started to steer clear of the ex-pat crowd and focus my energies on my girls and video website work projects, as I didn’t move here to befriend a bunch of nappy headed niggas in their 60s acting like frat boys, and hearing their war stories and girl problems everyday. Niggas are just straight up fools sometimes. I did a Shimmy Show radio episode about this the other day actually. Guess I’ve come to realize that I really have no friends here, just some good girls and beaches, but thats all I need. Like Jeezy said, “who gives a fuck about friends, if you mix the baking soda with it you can get a benz”… gotta go grind my dope… err dominican porn movies… more later. peaceout
Holiday season is winding down and soon people can soon stop pretending they like each other. Its bad for your blood pressure you know. I’ve been reading a lot lately… yes negroes do read, when the material is interesting enough. Consider this my occasional public service announcement as a break from all the ass and titty pics I usually post. You can buy these books from amazon on the sidebar of this page (scroll down, look to the right) and who knows they just might inspire you to do something meaningful with your life, like move to a 3rd world country and fuck pretty girls everyday. Your mileage may vary.
